9 Reasons to Break Up With Someone AKA End The Relationship

Posted on November 27, 2008. Filed under: break up, funny, humor, relationships, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , |

my-heart1. Are a bad drunk. Either they pee your bed, become belligerent, a straight man who now acts gay, loves everyone or hates everyone. Okay you get it bad drunk

2. You can’t stand the way their house smells. That weird smell that they can’t smell cause if they did they would change it.

3. Are obsessed with their pets. You know the people who talk about their animals like they are people, and take them everywhere.

4. Insist the moon landing was a fraud.

5. Can roll their own anything.

6. Text excessively or can not text.

7. Updates their Facebook 10 times a day.

8. Thinks Africa is a country.

9. Cause you wrongly think you are better then they are.

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Ha.. thats funny… and ummm yeah, that’s all i have to say…and africa’s not a country?? lol


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