So Funny I Swallowed My Scissors

Posted on April 2, 2009. Filed under: humor |


According to, “Kong Lin, 27, had borrowed a four-inch long pair of nail scissors as a toothpick after a meal.But as one of his pals told a joke, Mr Lin laughed – and promptly swallowed the clippers.”

The story goes on to state they were able to remove the scissors after a thirty minute surgery without anesthesia. Ouch!



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4 Responses to “So Funny I Swallowed My Scissors”

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I hate to always point out the obvious. But wouldn’t he use the pointy end to clean his teeth and not the round end?

Once again great point! You crack me up.

Toothpick, Lin seriously, Dude…With that brain, I am sure he didn’t need a anesthesia.

My mom always told me about runnig with scissors, but she never said anything about laughing with them. Poor dude.

And Bearman brought up a very good point.

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