Amazon Sells Coffins and Shovels For The DIY

Posted on June 24, 2009. Filed under: satire, saving | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

coffinThis is one of those things you know you’re gonna need it, but would you buy it before the time? A good alternative is the coffee table coffin.

…..”why buy a casket just for one day?”

The reviews for the Traditional Coffin are priceless:

It is certainly a great value considering average cost of a shiny metal caskit is 4-6k when purchased at the funeral home. It is a bit snug in the chest area ,but I do weigh 270 lbs at this time. I hope to be down to 200 before I will be needing to use it full time. Definitely would buy again If I could.


I will be buried in a ‘Got Wood?’ T-shirt to complete the theme.

Death, I challenge you!!!!!

For the true DIY

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Free 2 Day shipping on the casket with Amazon Prime (you might be in a hurry).

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Since Amazon is the huckster, does the coffin come with a lifetime supply of books? Just wondered.
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