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Kitty Wanna Slide?

Posted on January 15, 2010. Filed under: family, funny, humor, mental health, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Anyone else notice the cat is in the litter box?

I so need a slide in my house, and yes I would put my cat on the slide.

Think what you want… she would love it!

Thanks to Epic Win FTW for the image

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No Worries Life Will Change

Posted on October 5, 2009. Filed under: family, funny, humor, mental health, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

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Thanks to Murray The Nut for he very funny illustration.


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Michael Jackson Leaves Kids To Diana Ross

Posted on July 1, 2009. Filed under: family, humor, mental health, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

According to TMZ,  Michael Jackson leaves his kids to his mother or Diana Ross.

I am so going to this. My kids go to my sister or if she’s dead, Diana Ross…

I just keep singing “Love Child” over and over in my head.

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Learn to Monetize

Posted on June 22, 2009. Filed under: design, easy, economic, family, finance, how to | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

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I have got to figure out a way to monetize at a higher rate.

The is something so simple yet complex about a venn diagram.

Thanks to Bud Caddell for the image.

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Why People Should Wear Condoms

Posted on January 26, 2009. Filed under: family, funny, humor, life, mental health, parenting, random, self-awareness, social issues, teen |

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Okay before everyone freaks out this clearly  is a joke but was posted on Yahoo Questions many times.

With that said it did make me laugh out loud, so I thought I would share even though the picture is kinda fuzzy.

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Where Your Friends Actually Met

Posted on January 24, 2009. Filed under: family, funny, humor, love, relationships, self-awareness | Tags: , , , |

How to cut through the BS your friends throw at you.

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Love The Most Beautiful Form Of Insanity

Posted on December 29, 2008. Filed under: family, happiness, life, love, mental health, romance, writing | Tags: , , |

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When you haven’t been in love since forever it can seem nearly like a myth. Then from out of no where it hits you, and it is the most beautiful form of insanity you could never imagine. The poem below reminds me of this and much more….sigh


A Little Love Poem by Andy Weaver

Someone who hates scrabble.Someone who sleeps on her back near an open window in winter, her breath rolling like a river into night.

Someone who wants me to wake her in the morning by reading ee cummings’ love poems, giving a small candle-flicker of a smile just before opening her eyes.

Someone who appreciates the architecture of churches, but refuses to step inside.

Someone who has hands fit to hold hurt sparrows and robins.

Someone who threw out an her Alice Cooper records when she found out he loves to golf.

Someone who would swerve a new car into the ditch to avoid a frog crossing the road.

Someone who would tattoo my name on her arm in writing the same colour as her skin, so it would appear slowly from nowhere when she suntanned, people thinking her blood was telling secrets to the world of its own accord.

Someone who learned Spanish to read Marquez, or Lorca, or Neruda.

Someone whose hips whisper their own stories of the serpent and the garden of Eden.

Someone who bites the back of my neck like a leopardess carrying her kitten to safety.

Someone who’ll make me wait for her to come out of the shower.

Someone whose smallest movements amaze me: her hair falling over her eyes, the soft swell of her hips when she ties down, a deep sigh when she sleeps.

Someone who maps every ticklish part of my body and then uses her knowledge strictly for evil.

Someone who paints our bodies black and makes love with me under the stars.

Someone who burns through my chest like that first shot of scotch.

Someone whose tongue, if we’re kept apart too long, would nervously trace my face into the roof of her mouth.

Someone who practises her signature with her wrong hand, in case of accidents or a sudden arrest.

Someone whose fingrnails smell faintly of her hair.

Someone who reminds me of the soft tickle of fog.

Someone who would rush outside in the middle of the night, setting a spider onto the lawn, never admitting it’s because she hates rain.

Someone who understands the unforgivable importance of ravens.

Someone wholl flicker into my lips with the ferocity of a dragonfly.

Someone who will open, thick, pungent and vital, like a Mapplethorpe flower.

Someone who has searched for me like a near-sighted woman groping for her glasses, stubbing her toes and swearing in Yiddish.

Someone who would understand why Steve and Dave and Paul and I sat in a bar staring at the mirror behind us for twenty minutes because somebody had asked what would happen if you looked at yourself in a mirror using a pair of binoculars unti1 we had to admit the question was too big for us, and we turned back to the safe optics of the beer bottle.

Someone who would just happen to cut my wrist shortly after reading Ondaatje’s “The Time Around Scars. ”

Someone who’ll stare softly but straight at me, smiling reassuringly when I tell her how my 73 year old Medieval lit prof looked up from Chaucer, stared blankly over the class’s heads and said that even the happiest marriage will end in death.

Someone who understands the efficiency inherent in suicide.

Someone who knows that love can be the thickest slice of hell we’ll ever taste.

Someone who would dance with me by the sides of highways.

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When You’ve Had Enough Happy Everything

Posted on December 28, 2008. Filed under: family, funny, holiday, humor | Tags: , , |

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Does Bottled Water Taste Better Than Tap Water?

Posted on December 6, 2008. Filed under: drinking water, environment, family, funny, home, humor, water | Tags: , , , , , , , |

This is a very good video.  It was done by Penn and Teller for their Showtime series. While it does cover many of the arguments regarding tap versus bottled water it is not every aspect. For example, it does not consider those on well water and various other issues regarding water quality.

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Bruce Lee Ping Pong Crazy Good

Posted on December 2, 2008. Filed under: bruce lee, cool, family, video | Tags: , , , , |

Just watch he is too good to believe.

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