No Worries Life Will Change

Posted on October 5, 2009. Filed under: family, funny, humor, mental health, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

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Thanks to Murray The Nut for he very funny illustration.


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Time Don’t Wait For No One

Posted on September 13, 2009. Filed under: writing | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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My Grandfather, who was a WWII Vet, had this saying, “Time Don’t Wait For No One” .  Although it drove me nuts, I knew what he meant. It was typically announced when I was either putting something off or taking too long to get ready. Still it always made me pause and think that’s one crazy ass statement. As I get older some how it resonates.  The following is a sweet perspective on just that.

“Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.”
— Mark Z. Danielewski (House of Leaves)

Thanks to good reads for the quote

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How Not To Take A Facebook Profile Picture

Posted on July 5, 2009. Filed under: facebook, humor, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Okay there are so many things wrong with this image.

First of all it’s a self-portrait in the car, kinda weird.

Second her kid is giving a dirty look in the background.

Third and most important…. she is driving on the interstate!

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Yup this is an actual profile picture from one of my Facebook friends. I’m thinking she might drop me after this. I can deal with that.

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How To Screw Up Your Kids, Freaky Scary Easter Bunny

Posted on July 4, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

bad bunny

This was posted on my friends Facebook profile and her comments were pretty funny.

Isn’t this the scariest Easter Bunny you have ever seen in your entire life??? I am not sure who put me on this bunny’s lap, but obviously they are not fit to be a guardian…. And… What is the bunny holding? It looks like a gun, a carrot and a fish…

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Michael Jackson Leaves Kids To Diana Ross

Posted on July 1, 2009. Filed under: family, humor, mental health, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

According to TMZ,  Michael Jackson leaves his kids to his mother or Diana Ross.

I am so going to this. My kids go to my sister or if she’s dead, Diana Ross…

I just keep singing “Love Child” over and over in my head.

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Erase Your Fears

Posted on June 30, 2009. Filed under: mental health, photo, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

your fears

This is a great concept! We  are all afraid of something.

Thanks to Amo Life for the image.

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Detention Notice: Innocent Comment?

Posted on June 26, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , |

notice

What else would you say to that? We are teaching our kids to be really funny, one detention at a time.

Thanks to Lay-Luh at Flickr for the image

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Learn to Monetize

Posted on June 22, 2009. Filed under: design, easy, economic, family, finance, how to | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

what we do well

I have got to figure out a way to monetize at a higher rate.

The is something so simple yet complex about a venn diagram.

Thanks to Bud Caddell for the image.

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Would You Do It For A Dollar?

Posted on May 8, 2009. Filed under: humor, video | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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This is an old joke but still funny.

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Baby Gives The Finger

Posted on April 24, 2009. Filed under: humor, life, photo | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

This is so very juvenile and I love it!

At first I was surprised and amused that there was an entire flickr group dedicated to these pics.

Then I thought well, of course there is.

These are my two favorites.

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