Mr. Rogers Fights Fair

Posted on July 16, 2010. Filed under: cartoon, funny, humor, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

Mr. Rogers was quite possibly the most congruent person of our time.

Thanks to xkcd.com for the image.

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Not That Anything’s Wrong With That

Posted on February 23, 2010. Filed under: funny, humor, photo, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I know this image has been all over but I just needed to post this.

Still I can’t believe the New Orleans Saint’s WON!

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How to Market to the Nomad On Craigslist

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Cribs gone wild on Craigslist.

Yes I have found my soul mate. Look into his crazy brown eyes…..He’s calling for me. LOL

UP in Here. Up in Here.

Thanks to The Consumerist for the image.

The original ad has been flagged for removal. Say What!?

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Anti Love Jokes

Posted on February 16, 2010. Filed under: humor, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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In response to Valentine’s Day and an abundance of chocolate I thought I would post three sexists and tasteless jokes.

~Joke One

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy f***s a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl f***s just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

~Joke Two

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”
The husband thinks for a mom=ent, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”

~Joke Three

A man comes home and shouts “Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!”
She screams “OMG! What should I pack?”
He says, “Everything! Get the f*** out!”

All of the jokes were shamelessly copied from bash.org

Bash.org is so funny. If you want to see some jokes in old school irc format I highly recommend this site.

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Erase Your Fears

Posted on June 30, 2009. Filed under: mental health, photo, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

your fears

This is a great concept! We  are all afraid of something.

Thanks to Amo Life for the image.

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Do You Deserve Pain?

Posted on June 29, 2009. Filed under: mental health, photo, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

pain

Some of us need this reminder more than others.

Thanks to Solecism at Flickr who posted this and I can read at tumblr for reposting the image.

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Are You Happy?

Posted on May 3, 2009. Filed under: humor, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , |

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Thanks to The New Yorker for the cartoon

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Engineers Simplified

Posted on April 28, 2009. Filed under: humor, random | Tags: , , , , , , |

Engineering Students

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”

The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted.”

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Thanks to imgur.com for the joke

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Dumpster Diving For Sex?

Posted on April 27, 2009. Filed under: humor, random | Tags: , , , , , , , |

I have heard of dumpster diving but this is too much.

Perhaps it is the economy that drove this couple to ‘get it on’ in, no not a car, but an actual dumpster. I heard about this on the radio this morning and the announcer said, “You can make a dumpster very nice these days.”

According to the The Victoria Times Colonist ,

“Spring is clearly in the air — one couple wanting to spend a little quality time together yesterday wasn’t too fussy about the location.

A Saanich police officer responding to a complaint of suspicious activity early yesterday morning in the Quadra and McKenzie area heard noises coming from a dumpster. When no one responded after he called out, he decided to look inside.

He found two naked adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, described later by police as “intertwined and oblivious to his presence.”

The pair was ordered to dress and get out of the dumpster. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter stemming from Oak Bay police files, while the woman was sent home.

The potential for another case of dumpster love later in the day never materialized after Victoria police received an afternoon call about unusual happenings at a garbage bin near Quadra and Mason streets. No one was there by the time police arrived.”

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Use And Abuse Me

Posted on April 18, 2009. Filed under: funny, love, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , |

used-up

Don’t we all know someone like this? You know who you are, just out there hiding pretending to be fruit.

Thanks to Hoshi

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