Professor Freaks Out Over Yawning

Posted on November 17, 2010. Filed under: funny, humor, mental health, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Let me guess he’s Tenured?

Okay I get it the student did that OMG this is so boring… I’m going to yawn in a way that lets him know he’s not the boss of me!

With that said this professor went way over the top in his correction.  He needs to either be fired or placed on leave till he can learn to control his reactions.

Somebody Needs to Take a Chill Pill

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Nice Moves Canada, Olympic Pile Up

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: funny, humor, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

Now that’s hard to do.

Still with all of that Canada kept control of the puck!

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How to Market to the Nomad On Craigslist

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Cribs gone wild on Craigslist.

Yes I have found my soul mate. Look into his crazy brown eyes…..He’s calling for me. LOL

UP in Here. Up in Here.

Thanks to The Consumerist for the image.

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Anti Love Jokes

Posted on February 16, 2010. Filed under: humor, random | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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In response to Valentine’s Day and an abundance of chocolate I thought I would post three sexists and tasteless jokes.

~Joke One

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy f***s a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl f***s just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

~Joke Two

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says. “I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”
The husband thinks for a mom=ent, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. “Where do you think you going?” the wife asks. “I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!”

~Joke Three

A man comes home and shouts “Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!”
She screams “OMG! What should I pack?”
He says, “Everything! Get the f*** out!”

All of the jokes were shamelessly copied from bash.org

Bash.org is so funny. If you want to see some jokes in old school irc format I highly recommend this site.

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Are You Happy?

Posted on December 30, 2009. Filed under: photo, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , |

How simple yet smart. Even I can follow that logic.

Thanks to dooby brain for the image.

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How Can You Be Against That?

Posted on December 19, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, photo, random, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

Need I say more. 😉

Thanks to College Humor

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Life’s a Coin Toss

Posted on December 17, 2009. Filed under: humor, Joy, life, photo | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

I love this! Sadly I shall be using this trick from time to time.

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It’s Not You

Posted on December 11, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor, mental health, self-awareness | Tags: , , , , , , , |

How true to life…I’m this and I’m that, but the last glass points out THIS is piss.

Another Great one from Jim Benton

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Internet To The Rescue

Posted on December 6, 2009. Filed under: funny, humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |


Welcome to my world.

Thanks to Jim Benton for the image

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Life Is Long…If You’re Lucky

Posted on October 2, 2009. Filed under: humor | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , |

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I have said this in one way or another so many times.

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